michaxl:
dilclo: michaxl: why am i not a disney princess because ur a 15 year old boy
dilclo:
michaxl: why am i not a disney princess because ur a 15 year old boy
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
rehabbed:
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
no.
the-legend-of-midge:
ohyousillypotato: what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a cutie patootie will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood good taste in music one of these things is not like the other.
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a cutie patootie will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood good taste in music
what i’m looking for in a man:
one of these things is not like the other.
morphingly:
brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
gamsee:
my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad
